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Created on 2001-08-14 01:45:25 (#312529), last updated 2003-08-29

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Name:	Caelestis Lothloren
Birthdate:	10-21
Location:	Bohemia, New York, United States

Bio

I'm a slutty college sophmore at the tender age of 17, exploring my boundaries, my world, and this "puberty" invention I've heard so much about. It's a-ok so far, although I would be happier if my boundaries, world, and puberty were not so horribly sticky.

This summer I worked at Carvel until I had eaten all the free ice cream my body could handle, and then I asked my whore-face boss to please blow it out her crabby vagina, and I quit. At school I work as a librarian, just like in porno, and I also like to work the corner of Institute and Dean (if you know what I mean).

Batman is my hero, and my secret love-muffin for life. I carry a picture of him in my wallet, and I lick it sometimes when I am feeling down.

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art, batman!, books, d&d, ed norton, fine dining, horses, magic: the gathering, music, road trips, smut

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